This creates an unbidden picture in my mind of chasing a laughing, breathless nun, her habit flying, over green grass.
I'm honored, and it's kind of a cool meme: the Page 123 Book Meme. (Is there some significance to the number?)
The rules:
1. Pick up the nearest book ( of at least 123 pages).
2. Open the book to page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the next three sentences.
5. Tag five people.
The absolutely nearest book to me was The Chicago Manual of Style, 15th Edition. The next nearest, and seemingly more interesting, is George Stubbs 1724-1806, the catalogue of a 1984 exhibition at the Tate Gallery. (Here is a brand-new, more comprehensive catalog raisonné of the artist's work.) Stubbs was a great 18th-century painter and anatomist of horses, dogs, and exotic animals who painstakingly dissected horse and tiger carcasses in order to paint the living animals more accurately. (His last project, which somewhat anticipated Darwin, was a comparative study of the skeletons of chicken, tiger, and human, which revealed many uncanny similarities.) His portrait from life of a tigress that had been given to George Spencer, the fourth Duke of Marlborough (and a great great great greatgreatgreatgreat uncle of Princess Diana) by Lord Clive, the governor of Bengal, may have been seen by a twelve-year-old William Blake and inspired his famous poem The Tyger. (Yikes, when I go back to the Google Books page for Blake and Tradition by Kathleen Raine to find you the Blake story just linked, the first thing I see is that the reproduction of Stubbs' tiger painting is Plate 123. Anchoress said the Holy Spirit would be busy around this one; there is an air of bibliomancy about it.)
(This image is not actually the first painting from life, which you can see here, but one of two variations on it that Stubbs painted from his sketchbook of studies later.)
Chicago Manual actually being a few inches closer, Stubbs is cheating, so I'll have my cake and eat it too by doing them both.
p. 123 of Stubbs features an oval enamel on Wedgwood painting called Sleeping Leopard. It so happens that as I open the book, Rainy is asleep next to me in the identical position. The left column of the page is all documentation of the size, medium, provenance, and so on of the painting; it's almost all in sentence fragments. The first actual complete sentence is at the bottom of the left column. So counting from that, I find the fifth sentence, which is the fourth one in the right-hand column. The next three sentences:
The position of the impressed mark Wedgwood, at the very edge, where all the lower sections of the letters are lost, further indicates that the oval was cut out of a larger dish; the nature of the mark and the colour of the glaze indicate a date in the late 1760s for its manufacture.
The smallness of this oval also makes it unlikely to have been purposely made by Wedgwood for Stubbs, since one of Stubbs' principal intentions in asking Wedgwood to make plaques for him was that he wished to secure larger panels for his enamels than was possible with copper. All the evidence suggests that the 'Sleeping Leopard' was painted by Stubbs as a morceau de reception to demonstrate the possibilities of painting in enamel on Queen's Ware.
*shrug* If there's any message, it's in code. There's a definite cat connection, though. And the link at "morceau de reception," which I had to look up because I didn't know what it meant, is downright subversive. It's about a woman artist violating the rules of what women were allowed to paint. Blake's Tyger, let us not forget, may have been a tygress.
On to The Chicago Manual of Style.
The next three sentences after the fifth full sentence:
All such agreements, though, need to be modified to reflect the particular allocation of responsibilities between editor and contributors. Alternatively, in appropriate circumstances, publishers can use simpler forms (such as that in fig. 4.3), closer in style to journal author forms (see fig. 4.2). Finally, it is possible to use work-made-for-hire agreements for all these persons, although that is the least common solution.
Go figure.
I tag True Ancestor, Althouse (when she gets back from traveling), Brunobaby, Jew Eat Yet?, and Internet Ronin. I always want to break the rules and put out an "open tag" (if you want to do it, consider yourself tagged) because I have lots more than five people whose answers I want to hear. So if you're tempted, go ahead, transgress.
Ohmigosh.
So I come upon this post of yours. As it happens, there are exactly six books to the left of my laptop, all equally close, and I should note, there to be moved upstairs (and, also, they're not only not necessarily what I am reading currently, but also not necessarily my reading, if you know what I mean--though, that said, I've read in whole or in part, for one reason or another, all but one).
You want I should still do this?
Posted by: reader_iam | January 28, 2008 at 02:22 AM
The titles:
Tales From Shakespeare (the Great Books for Children version, copyright 1924/1958)
Modern Practical Joinery
Shaped By Images: One Who Presides
730 Easy Science Experiements
Dead Men Don't Lye
Kurdish National Movement: Its Origins and Development.
Posted by: reader_iam | January 28, 2008 at 02:28 AM
Try and tell me you're not LOL, as I am.
Posted by: reader_iam | January 28, 2008 at 02:29 AM
So, should I carry on?
Posted by: reader_iam | January 28, 2008 at 02:31 AM
This creates an unbidden picture in my mind of chasing a laughing, breathless nun, her habit flying, over green grass.
I'm quite fond of The Anchoress, by the way, and it is due in part to the evoked images.
Posted by: reader_iam | January 28, 2008 at 02:54 AM
I had gone to bed, alas. I think you may have just started a new (and possibly better) meme -- listing the titles of all the books within arm's length; it makes quite a found poem.
What to do if you have six equidistant books?? Beats me. Is there a message for you in one of the six, which you might miss if you don't do p. 123 of all of them? This could be a real problem for someone with OCD. Insofar as I found a "message" (and finding one was not the purpose of the game, or if so, only implicitly), it was only by looking further, following trails.
Posted by: amba | January 28, 2008 at 08:29 AM
My favorite kind of blogpost, suggestive of worlds within worlds. One thing leads to another, and if you're lucky, you pull it all together with a twist of your wit. A perfect little masterpiece! All that, and cats, too.
I may take you up on your "open tag," although I'll probably have to cheat a little, since Merriam-Webster's Unabridged -- on the bookstand right behind where I sit at the computer -- has virtually no complete sentences on page 123. Louis Menand's The Metaphysical Club -- on top of a pile of books including your own A Return to Innocence! across the room -- on the other hand, promises world without end.
Maybe I could convince myself that since your book is at eye level -- the windows to the soul and all that -- it is truly the nearest to me. Hmmmm:
"The ancient Buddhist texts explain that it keeps the mind steady, instead of letting it bob about like a pumpkin in water ['Reminds me of blogging] -- it is the opposite of superficial attention. So when your Bare Attention confronts the object you're examining, your mind doesn't 'float away' and let another 'train of thought' carry it in some other direction. Here is a very brief introduction to technique of 'making mental notes,' as developed by Mahasi Sayadaw."
I'll make a mental note of that.
Once you cheat, you've sold your soul, so it's easier to cheat the second time. Glenn Reynolds's An Army of Davids is in that pile too:
"Well, sort of. Everybody knows it. But they don't KNOW it, yet, down deep where it counts."
Not to mention Mark Steyn's America Alone:
"Not 7:32 Paris time, which is when the nightly Citroen-torching begins in the 'burbs, but 732 AD -- as in one and a third millennia ago. By then, the Muslims had advanced a thousand miles north of Gibraltar to control Spain and southern France up to the banks of the Loire. In October 732, the Moorish general Abd al-Rahman and his Muslim army were not exactly at the gates of Paris, but they were within two hundred miles, just south of the great Frankish shrine of St. Martin of Tours."
. . . and finally, The Metaphysical Club:
"It is a process without a mind. A way of thinking that regards individual differences as inessential departures from a general type is therefore not well suited for dealing with the natural world. A general type is fixed, determinate, and uniform; the world Darwin described is characterized by chance, change, and difference -- all the attributes general types are designed to leave out."
I'm sure there's a blogpost in there somewhere.
Posted by: Sissy Willis | January 28, 2008 at 09:33 AM
Cool. But I'm at work. The only books are three-ring notebooks of financial statements. I'll find real books later tonight, and join in the fun.
Posted by: david | January 28, 2008 at 09:44 AM
Marvelous!! Thank you for taking up the open tag. I think cheating is the way to go, too. There's definite fodder there for a worlds-within-worlds blog post.
In the terms of my favorite psychologist James Hillmen, A Return to Innocence is too monolithically spiritual; blogging is soulful. Hillman says we've lost the crucial distinction between "spirit" and "soul," tending to use the words as synonyms. They are not. Spirit is supercilious and monotheistic. It looks down on digressions and attempts to dismiss or purge them. The ground-clearing, defoliating absolutism of the "spiritual" perspective, manifested in radical Islam and more gently in Innocence (defoliate the weedy ground of your consciousness!), "regards individual differences as inessential departures from a general type is therefore not well suited for dealing with the natural world." Darwin is soulful.
Posted by: amba | January 28, 2008 at 09:46 AM
Not to say that spirit is "bad." Separated, they tend to get into conflict -- spirit policing, soul sabotaging. They're supposed to marry each other. Then soul keeps spirit humble -- brooding over the bent world in compassion, not disapproval -- and spirit keeps soul out of the clutches of the devil (put one way) or from being nothing but the human face of the animal (put another).
Posted by: amba | January 28, 2008 at 10:20 AM
eol (end of lecture)
Posted by: amba | January 28, 2008 at 11:11 AM
Not till I get home. No one, not even me, really cares about three sentences from "The UML Modeling Language Reference Manual Second Edition".
Posted by: Charlie (Colorado) | January 28, 2008 at 12:32 PM
What to do if you have six equidistant books?? Beats me. Is there a message for you in one of the six, which you might miss if you don't do p. 123 of all of them? This could be a real problem for someone with OCD.
Answers: #1: Hesitate. Flail. Scream. Cry. Surrender. #2: Maybe, best to check all 6 and then double-check - at least I read p. 123 of every one again. As to your last point, writing as a borderline case, it brought me near tears of frustration. (OK, I exaggerate, but not by much.)
Posted by: Randy | January 28, 2008 at 05:01 PM
I considered cheating after Randy tagged me, but for a very different reason: Is the text that fits the rules important only to me, too fundamental a thought to be important in the blogospheric meme mentality?
Then I let it go. It mattered, yes, in more than one way: The nearest book (relatively speaking) is what I chose, and that work happened to be the most important in my life at the moment. How lucky is that?
Had that not been the case, however, I might have felt more easily compelled to stretch the first rule to mean anything I can think of that I can put my hands on without going to the nearest library or bookstore.
Posted by: jason | January 28, 2008 at 08:00 PM
Jason, you should have provided a link. Everyone, please go there.
Posted by: amba | January 28, 2008 at 10:01 PM
Thanks for the tag. I did mine. As they said on the Twilight Zone, "It's a cookbook!"
Posted by: Melinda | January 28, 2008 at 10:42 PM
I'm embarrassed, Annie. Thank you for feeling it worthy of sharing.
Posted by: jason | January 28, 2008 at 10:46 PM