(And probably mothers, too:)
1. You routinely use your nose as a tool of your trade. It is an invaluable source of information about what needs doing, applying, removing.
2. If you're doing it alone, there are many occasions on which you could really, really use a third hand. Many occasions to reproach the Intelligent Designer for that omission.
What I wouldn't give for one of those!
Well, not my right hand.
Another difference between men and women... if men make a wise-crack about needing their right hand, it has a completely different meaning... ;-)
(sorry for the low humor; I just couldn't resist)
Posted by: PatHMV | September 11, 2007 at 03:16 PM
How do you know?
Posted by: amba | September 11, 2007 at 04:53 PM
Main difference is, it wouldn't be the first thing that came to a woman's mind. More "oh yeah, that too."
I'll trade you some low (religious, or sacrilegious) humor of my own:
If God hadn't wanted us to masturbate, He would've given us shorter arms.
Posted by: amba | September 11, 2007 at 04:55 PM
lol
Well, thank Whomever for that bit of intelligent design.
Posted by: PatHMV | September 11, 2007 at 04:58 PM