This is the classic children's book, Goodenough Gismo, by Richmond I. Kelsey, published in 1948. Nearly unavailable in libraries and the collector's market, it is posted here with love as an "orphan work" so that it may be seen and appreciated -- and perhaps even republished, as it deserves to be.
After you read this book, it won't surprise you to learn that Richmond Irwin Kelsey (1905-1987) was an accomplishedartist, or that as Dick Kelsey, he was one of the great Disney art directors, breaking your heart with "Pinocchio," "Dumbo," and "Bambi."
What drugs will it take to catch Barry Bonds?
Start with the Clear and the Cream. Work your way up to HGH slowly. And don't forget the Creatine!
Posted by: Icepick | April 11, 2007 at 08:50 PM
Well, it sure didn't lead to longevity, but the Babe Ruth regimen had both pleasure and glory going for it.
Posted by: Tom Strong | April 12, 2007 at 12:23 AM
You could eat a Baby Ruth bar. Or a Maris bar [Mars bar]. Or just visit a bar.
Or you could hum a few bars and fake it....
Many happy returns of the day! May you live and be well.
Posted by: Ruth Anne | April 12, 2007 at 05:41 AM
I know more old drunks than old doctors.
Just sayin'
Happy bidet!
Posted by: sippicancottage | April 12, 2007 at 10:17 AM
Happy Birthday!
But you'll need more than drugs to catch Bonds. I read recently that his lifetime earnings are over $170 million.
And I vote in favor of the Babe Ruth regimen.
Posted by: Pastor_Jeff | April 12, 2007 at 10:52 AM
Oh, and now that I can say it:
Happy 61!
(or should that be 61*?)
Posted by: Tom Strong | April 12, 2007 at 01:48 PM
I'll take that asterisk, Tom.
Posted by: amba | April 12, 2007 at 03:43 PM
Happy birthday! Enjoy.
Posted by: Alison | April 12, 2007 at 04:43 PM
Thanks, Ali!
Posted by: amba | April 12, 2007 at 05:56 PM
I've been waiting for today- but, i thought it was still the 11th and almost didn't post this:
*****%%%%HAPPY BIRTHDAY%%%%******
You are loved muchly.
Barry Bonds is soooo over-rated.
Posted by: karen | April 12, 2007 at 07:26 PM
Thanks Karen . . . I still don't know what the Babe Ruth regimen is . . . haven't had time to find out!
Posted by: amba | April 12, 2007 at 07:33 PM
Belatedly: happy birthday!
Posted by: Seth Chalmer | April 15, 2007 at 01:12 AM
Thank you, Seth!
Posted by: amba | April 15, 2007 at 01:32 AM