She's on CNN right now and she has had a really terrifying facelift, eyelift and Botox assault. She can hardly move her mouth, she can't smile at all (not that that was ever her strong suit, but even her trademark sneer has fallen to Female Facial Mutilation) and her eyebrows are paralyzed. She's almost unrecognizable. She looks like a particular fake alien face on the original Star Trek. It's a disaster!
Hey, I feel bad about my neck too, but at least it's still my neck.
UPDATE: Where've I been?
You know what they say about married couples starting to look alike after many years of marriage? The Serpenthead was tired of being the ugly one.
Posted by: Ruth Anne | November 03, 2006 at 08:20 PM
I do not get the whole facelift thing at all. We're human. We age. Those are facts of life. Getting our faces shrink-wrapped doesn't alter a thing.
Mark
Posted by: Mark Daniels | November 03, 2006 at 09:11 PM
What I can't get over is that people would rather look like somebody else, or nobody at all, than to look like themselves, aged, cured and seasoned. It's ill!
Posted by: amba | November 03, 2006 at 09:21 PM
Good comments, all. I don't watch much TV, so don't have a basis for comparison on Matalin. But I agree on the silliness of all this age-based bodily modification.
What I can't get over is that people would rather look like somebody else, or nobody at all, than to look like themselves
Great line!
"The glory of young men is their strength, gray hair the splendor of the old." Proverbs 20:29
Posted by: Pastor_Jeff | November 04, 2006 at 12:12 AM
Apparently this guy (Kancho Hatsuo Royama, our friend) says that true martial arts begin at 50, when you can no longer fall back on crude physical strength and you have to draw on your spirit.
Posted by: amba | November 04, 2006 at 08:50 AM